Monday, October 27, 2008

Difference between wife & girlfriend.

And some say : Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim,
curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote... HP don't have..
Last but not least..........
TV do not have virus, but h/p yes............have VIRUS...............
once get it, HABIS LA.... .... hahahahaha......
so better choose TV

Monday, October 20, 2008

Shopping for an LCD TV?

Well, my 29inch TV have been fews lying on the TV cabinet, and i feel it's time i do some shopping online for a new 42inch LCD. Well it seems i have been given a lot of info on TVs and i find myself difficult in selecting a new set for my home. Here, i would like to thank my friend for recommending this site. It has really open up my mind, that has all the advantages and disadvantages on a buying guide for LCD televisions.

If you guys wanna buy LCD TV, i recommend you to to purchase here, this is the right place to get your new LCD TV. They have range of guide and what to buy for your home entertainment.
From the website there is a sample that i got from the website that have a standard guide for the range from your tv set to your sofa.

You guys can check it out here.

After going through it, i've learn much from it. I think you'll should pay a visit, and shop for some gadgets there. I strongly recommend that you click and have a look at it yourself. Well wanna know what i bought? do pay a me a visit at my home. I'll have a few good movies and some drinks to accommodate. Have fun shopping :)

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Why men are better friends


A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.


A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment overnight.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

Conclusion : Men are better friends

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Dictionary For Women


Monday, October 6, 2008


I am a milk collector in one of the big player in milk industry.It is nothing new but a matter of time to be revealed. This is just a start.Some may said it is immoral for a resigned employee to talk bad on the company. However, it is immoral if I don’t tell the truth.

After leaving the job, I never drink a single drop of milk.

The process: milk was collected based on quality in terms of pH, protein, dry solid. Private collector will collect from farmers and send the milk in tank to the factory. Factory will collects ample and pay according to the quality. Where is the problem?

To earn more, water is added. When the milk from one of the farmers spoilt the quality of the whole tank, the milk collector will not throw the whole tank.If I were said farmer is the root cause, I would be too naïve. Milk collectors and factory knew about it.

We never stop collecting milk. We know that we have to maximize the value/profit out of the milk. Milk is stored separately. Milk with best quality will be sent for yogurt making, followed by pure milk and high calcium milk. Low quality milk will be used for “peanut milk” and breakfast milk. As for the milk that turns sour, it will be used to make acidic milk drink. This is how the company earns money. The cost of the milk is lower than the cost of the box. How about the milk which is very smelly? Simple, it was used to make ice-cream (as it will smell the best). How about the smelly and sticky milk? It is made into industry milk powder, which has its other purpose (milk powder without packing).

We have the world largest and best developed volumetric storage system which was hailed by the media. However, have you ever thought that such product is meant to sell quickly rather than for storing? What is the use of having such a big warehouse? Acidic milk will taste better the longer it was stored. How about the expiry date? Simple! Put a date which is one month later. I am telling you, the milk in your hand is already 1 week expired. You drank it and have no problem. This is because the milk being sold is processed using UHT (ultra high temperature) to kill the germs. There is no nutrient value after such UHT process. This is what the slogan by someone in China: Don’t bother what milk you drink, it is milk.

There is an advertisement stating that a Chinese company is the world largest UHT producer. This is not because the technology is good and better than that of developed countries. The reason is that the developed countries no longer producing such milk product.

Some say let drink the high end milk. The advertisement mentioned that quality lifestyle should drink that kind of milk. The milk is expensive. Expensive is good. It is high in protein. Even Australian respect us.

I don’t believe any cow can produce such milk with such a high level.

Once this was mentioned, specialist will provide a set of number to refute the statement and guide everyone.Oh yes, my mouth is not as big and I am not collecting as much money as they did.

On the current Sanlu milk powder case, as a person who knows the truth and chemistry, I would like to provide my view:

1. Be it media, factory, national quality control, or to cheat everyone, adding melamine into the milk directly is not possible. The price of melamine is not low. Farmer will count its cost and avoid trouble. However, why they keep saying that someone add melamine? This is because they want to cover a greater problem, which is adding in an even more toxic material which is urea. Urea is a cheap fertilizer and economic additives.

Why adding urea? As a milk collector, testing of protein is based on nitrogen content. Urea is a common nitrogen-based fertilizer. It has a unique structure with around 2 Nitrogen atom and something else which I can’t remember. Adding in the urea will increase the nitrogen content and increase the price.

How come urea will transform into melamine? It is simple. During the milk making process, fresh milk was kept in high temperature. It was then being sprayed to form milk powder. At high temperature, urea will form melamine. The toxic milk powder is formed.

Lastly, how do I know the truth? A few years ago which I can’t remember it is 2001 or 2002, I investigated a case where sub-quality milk was used as high quality milk. During the investigation, I learnt that they added urea, oil and large amount of water (potable water or pond water), and used a mixer to mix. High protein milk was then produced. The criminal said that it was not their invention but it is a common practice. We went to “天友” to understand. Indeed, during the collection, they can’t afford the effort and money to conduct analysis due to the high number of collection points and effective testing system. On such a mixing by farmer, the collector choose to keep quiet. Thus, Sanlu case will definitely surface.

Can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc.with a mirror or a 2-way glass? Here's how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you're going to find the nearest mirror and do what I did ... Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2-way or not?

This is not to scare you, but to make you aware. A policewoman who travels all over the U.S. gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen and asks to pass this on. When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror?

(i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them) There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?

Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface. If there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, FOR IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! 'No Space, Leave the Place'.

So remember, every time you see a Mirror, do the 'fingernail test.' It doesn't cost you anything.. Remember: 'No Space, Leave the Place'.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Pilot Philosophy

Pilot Philosophy

Watch & peruse until you get the flashing message.


The difference between a duck and a co-pilot?

The duck can fly.

A check ride ought to be like a skirt.

Short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover everything.

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance.

It only takes two things to fly: Airspeed & money.

The three most dangerous things in aviation:

1. A Doctor or Dentist in a Cessna.

2. Two Captains in a DC-9.

Aircraft Identification:

If it's ugly -- it's British.

If it's weird -- it's French.

If it's ugly and weird -- it's Russian.

Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another very expensive flying club.

The similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?

If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies.

If Air Traffic Control screws up, the pilot dies.

The difference between flight attendants and jet engines is that the engines usually quit whining when they get to the gate.

New FAA motto:

'We're not happy, till you're not happy.'

If something hasn't broken on your helicopter -- it's about to.

I give that landing a 9 -- on the Richter Scale.

Basic Flying Rules:

1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.

2. Do not go near the edges of it.

The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space.

It is much more difficult to fly in the edges.

Unknown landing signal officer (LSO) to carrier pilot after his 6th unsuccessful landing attempt:

"You've got to land here son. This is where the food is."

The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm and a good bowel movement.

A night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities to experience all 3 of them at the same time.